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I had to address my roommates about an unfortunate incident in the bathroom tonight. Tell me I handled it well…
Two is the loneliest number. Know why? Because I don’t feel helpless after doing number one in the bathroom without toilet paper.
When you’ve dropped a deuce, the next comforting moment is knowing that the remnants of your brown baby will be cleanly wiped away by a soft tissue designed for that purpose. Indeed, I recently purchased Cottonelle toilet paper to enrich the experience for all of us. If you doubt how soft it is, look at the Cottonelle puppy.